30+Funny Status Lines For Whatsapp

1. Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror ЁЯШЙ

2. I would lose weight, but I hate losing.

3. I follow the quote, тАЬAlways be true to yourselfтАЭ because I only lie to others!

4. I wish I could mute people in real life.

5. I donтАЩt go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

6. Dear problemsтАж Please give me some discountтАж I am your regular customer.

7. Take my advice, I donтАЩt use it anyway.

8. Never laugh at your wifeтАЩs choices. YouтАЩre one of them.

9. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

10. You can never buy love, but still you have to pay for it.

11. IтАЩm so poor I canтАЩt even pay attention!

12. IтАЩm too lazy to stop being lazy.

13. I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.

14. If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

15. IтАЩm not lazy, IтАЩm on energy saving mode.

16. IтАЩm not lazy, I prefer the term тАЬselective participationтАЭ.

17. IтАЩm not lazy, IтАЩm just very relaxed.

18. IтАЩm not running away from hard work, IтАЩm too lazy to run.

19. Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!

20. Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.

21. Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.

22. I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

23. I love my job only when IтАЩm on vacation.

24. I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

25. тАЬ3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I LOVE YOU: No Cooking TodayтАЭ

26. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

27. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

28. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.

29. You can either be right, or you can be the husband.

30. In my house IтАЩm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

31. WomenтАЩs apology: IтАЩm sorry, but it was your fault.

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