20+Funny Shayri

Abhi To Dosti Shuru Huyi Hai,
Waqt Aane Pe Dosti Ka Farz Bhi Nibhayenge,
Dil Pe Pathar Rakh Kar Ek Din,
Aapko Mental Hospital Chodd Aayenge…

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Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega

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Aye Dost Teri Dosti Ke Liye Duniya Chodd Denge,
Teri Taraf Aaye Har Tufaan Ko Mod Denge,
Lekin Tune Agar Sath Chodda To Teri Kasam Teri Haddiyan Bhi Tod Denge

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Life Changes From
Clasroom to Office
Books to Files
Jeans to Formal
Pocketmoney to Salary
Grlfrnd to Wife
Lekin Saale Dost Kbhi Nahi Badlte
Kamine Ke Kamine hiRehte Hai !!!

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Aansu Tere Nikle To Aankhe Meri Ho,
Dil Tera Dhadke To Dhadkan Meri Ho,
Khuda Kare Doti Humari Itni Gehri Ho Jaye Ke,
Juttyiaan Aapko Pade Aur Kartoot Meri Ho

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Is Duniya Me Dost Kam Milenge,
Is Duniya Mr Gum Hi Gum Milenge,
Jahan Duniya Nazar Fira Legi,
Us Mod Pe Dost Khade Hum Milenge..

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Roz Logo Se Pange Honge,
Roz Tere Ghar Me Dange Honge,
Yaad Rakh Agar Tune Mujhse Dosti Todi To,
Tere Ghar Me 12 Baache Honge Aur,
Saare Ke Saare Lafange Honge…

 

Wo Jo Har Baat Shayarana Karta Hai
Apni Shayari Se Mujhey Deewana Karta Hai
Yeh Meri Himmat Hai Ke Bach Jata Hun
Mere Dil Par Har Waar Qatlana Karta Hai
Uske Pyar Mein Itna Kho Chuka Hun
Mujhey Apni Hasti Se Begana Karta Hai !!!

 

Baago Me Phool Khilte Rahenge,
Raat Me Diye Jalte Rahenge,
Dua Hai Khuda Se Aap Khush Rahe Hamesha,
Baaki Hum To Hamesha Se Hi,
Tang Karte Rahe Hai Aur Tang Karte Rahenge…

 

Aapni Mulaqaat Kuchh Adhuri Si Lagi,
Paas Hokar Bhi Doori Si Lagi,
Hontho Pe Hansi, Ankhon Me Majburi Si Lagi,
Zindagi Me Pehli Bar Dosti Itni Zaruri Lagi..

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Dosti Kisi Se Kuch Yun Nibha Lo,
Ke Uske Dil Ke Saare Gam Churaa Lo,
Aisi Chaap Chodd Do Kisi Par Dosti Ki,
Ke Khuda Bhi Aapkar Kahe,
Ke Hume Bhi Apna Dost Bana Lo…

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Teri Dosti Hum Is Tarah Nibhayenge,
Tum Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manayenge,
Par Man Jana Manane Se,
Warna Yeh Bhigi Palkein Le Ke Hum Kaha Jayenge !!!

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Na Message Na Phone Na Picture Na Tone,
Aur Bane Firte Ho Don,
Jab Number Liya Tha To Kahte The Kisi Roj Karenge Phone,
Aur Ab Kahte Ho Ham Aapke Hain Kaun.

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Friendship History Nahi He Jo Bhul Jaye,
Maths Nahi He Jo Ginana Pade,
English Nahi He Jo Sikhna Pade,
Par Ye To South Film Ki Tarah Hai,
Samaj Ne Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai Bas Maja Lena Hai.
 
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Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar
Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar
To Aaj Ke Lunch Ka Bill Tu Bhar

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Friends Are Amazing When They Are New,

They Are Wonderful When They Are True,
But Do U Know
They Are A Blessing When They Are Like U !!!

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Jab Tujhe Dekhu My Dil Start Flying
Mujhse Baat Kare I Keep Trying,
Jab Door Jaye I Felt Like Crying
Are Itna Tension Mat Le I Was Lying.

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Ye Jaruri Nahi Ki Tum Apney Sachche Doston Ko Sab Kuch Batao,
Par Ye Jaruri Hai Ki Tum Jo Bhi Batao Wo Sach Ho..!!

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Ap Ki Smile Ne Sare Jahan Ko Hila Diya
Coma Se Jage Howe Mareez Ko Dara Kar Sula Diya

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Apki Lovely Lovely “Felling” Ne,
Mere Charming Charming “Heart” Ko Itna “Efect” Kiya,
Menie Sabko “Reject” Karke Apko Apna Special “Friend” Accept Kiya !!!

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Some Friendships Are Like Tom And Jerry.
They Tease Each Other;
Knock Down Each Other;
Irritate Each Other;
But Can’T Live Without Each Other !!!

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Some Friends Are Like A Flower.
And When They Finally Bloom They Wilt Away
In Just One Day
And Some Times Just By Noon.
Some Friends Are Like A Cloudy Day
And When The Sun’S In Sight.
It Gets Blocked By The Grayest Cloud !!!

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Tumhaari Yaad Dil Se Jaane Nahin Denge,
Tumhaare Jaisa Dost Khone Bhi Nahin Denge,
Roz Sharafat Se Sms Kiya Karo Warna,
Ek Kaan K Neeche Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahin Denge…

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